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An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?

Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.

Patient: OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???

Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.

[Tag]:Good & bad news
[Time]:5/9/2010
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