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Bad corporate slogans

These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world.

Microsoft: How much are you going to pay today?

MTV: Loud and easy to spell.

Saks 5th Avenue: You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid!

Iguana: The other green meat.

Nike: Just buy the shoes, you flabby spineless lump!

Daisy Air Rifles: Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years.

Canon Photocopiers: Quit calling them Xeroxes!

Apple MacIntosh: Hey, we thought of it first!

Radio Shack: You've got questions, we've got geek losers!

Professional Bowling on NBC: Oh, why don't you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?

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