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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: Get a `long` little doggie!

Sign in a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want.

Sign on a music library's door: Bach in a minuet.

Sign in a restaurant window: T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12

A hardware store in Oregon has a sign that reads: Today's special. Below it says: So's tomorrow.

Sign on restaurant window: Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).

Billboard facing the road in front of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.

Sign in a Maine restaurant: Open 7 days a week and weekends.

Sign in school: In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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