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Signs and notices 01


These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships : DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS

At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: Belt your family. It's the law.

Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula: Broken English spoken perfectly

At an Applebee's restaraunt: NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!

Fitness Center sign: Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself - regardless of the facts.

In restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.

On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc: Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.

A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines: A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS

A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii: Caution: Nuts crossing road.

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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