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A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a diner
when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Michigan man
politely ignored the Canadian, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. The
Canadian snapped his gum and said, You Michigan folk eat the whole bread?
The Michigan man sighed, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and
replied, Of course.

The Canadian blew a huge bubble. We don't. In Canada, we only eat what's
inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into
croissants and sell them to Michigan. The Canadian had a smirk on his face.

The Michigan man listened in silence. The Canadian persisted. D'ya eat jelly
with the bread?

The Michigan man rolled his eyes and replied, Of course.

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Canadian said, We don't. In Canada,
we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and
leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to

The Michigan man then asked, Do you have sex in Canada? The Canadian smiled
and said, Why of course we do. The Michigan leaned closer to him and asked,
And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?

We throw them away, of course.

The Michigan smiled and said, We don't. In Michigan, we put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the

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