Baseball for Scotsmen.
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Baseball for Scotsmen

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country
and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring Run....run!
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and
roars with the crowd in his thick accent: R-r-run ya bastard, r-run will ya!
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his
knowledge of the game, screams: R-r-run ya bastard, r-r-run will ya!
The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk.
The Scotsman stands up yelling: R-r-run ya Bastard, r-r-run! All the
surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan,
sensing his embarrassment whispers, He doesn't have to run, he got four balls.

Walk with pr-r-ride man!
[Tag]:Baseball for Scotsmen
[Time]:5/9/2010
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