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Heaven vs. Hell

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do.

After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a
question.

揋od,?he said, 揥hat is heaven like??

God replied, 揥ell, normally I don't tell people this, but since you are my
servant, I guess I can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It will have the
best of everything. For example, the French will be the chefs; the Italians will
be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the
mechanics; and the Dutch will be the politicians!?

The man looked pleased. 揥hat is hell like??he asked.

揥ell,?he said with a sigh, 搕he French will be the mechanics; the Italians
will be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the
policemen; and the Dutch will be the lovers.?


[Tag]:Heaven vs. Hell
[Time]:5/9/2010
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