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Three tourists were traveling in South America: an Irishman, a Frenchman and a
blond American. They all found themselves in a bar in a small Latin American
country which was ruled by a strict dictator. As luck would have it, they got
into an argument and a bar fight soon started. The local military police arrived
and arrested them.
At their trial before a tribunal, they learned their luck was even worse than
they had thought. The bar was owned by the brother of the dictator. The three of
them were promptly sentenced to five years in solitary confinement.
Before they were taken away to prison, the judge said, You are foreigners to
our country. I will grant you each one favor. You may choose one item to help
you pass the time in our prison. What do you wish for?
The Irishman asked for a five years supply of fine Irish whiskey. The
Frenchman asked for a five year supply of fine French wine. The blond American
requests a five year supply of cigarettes. The judge grants all three requests.
The three were led off to prison and thrown into individual cells down in the
dark, damp basement of the prison.
Five years later they were let out one by one. First the Irishman was
released.
He staggered out, drunk, barely able to stand, and quickly stumbled out of the
prison without saying a word. The Frenchman was released next. He swaggered out,
rather drunk himself, and walked out into freedom. The blond American was
released last. He stepped out into freedom and said, Does anyone have a %&$*&@#
match?
[Tag]:Three Tourists
[Time]:5/9/2010
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