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Scotsman, Whisky And Local Pub

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off
considerable amount of whisky at a local pub. As he staggered down the road, he
felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, with his back against a tree.
As he slept, two young lasses walked down the road and heard the Scotsman
snoring loudly. They saw him, and one said, I've always wondered what a
Scotsman wears under his kilt.
She boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised his kilt, and saw what
nature had provided him at his birth.
Her friend said, Well, he has solved a great mystery for us, now! He must be
rewarded! So, she took a blue ribbon from her hair, and gently tied it around
what nature had provided the Scotsman, and the two walked away.
Several minutes later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature, and
walked around to the other side of the tree to relieve him. He raised his
kilt...and saw where the blue ribbon was tied. After several moments of
bewilderment, the Scotsman said...
I dinna know where y'been lad...but its nice ta'know y'won first prize!
[Tag]:Scotsman, Whisky And Local Pub
[Time]:5/9/2010
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