U.S. AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT.
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U.S. AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT

I, Zoomie, swear to sign away four years of my useless life to the United
States Air Force because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army and because the
Marines frighten me. I swear to sit behind a desk and take credit for the work
done by others more dedicated than me who take their job seriously. I also swear
not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test
as a valid form of exercise.

I swear to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States, even
though I believe myself to be above that. I promise to walk around calling
everyone by their first name because I know I'm not really in the military and I
find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of
life than all those around me and will at all times be sure to make them aware
of that fact.

After completion of my -- snicker -- basic training, I will be a lean, mean,
donut eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, Chairborne
Ranger. I will believe that I am superior to all others, and will make an effort
to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the back with it. I will
do no work unless someone is watching me (and it makes me look good), will annoy
those around me, and will go home early everyday.

I consent to never getting promoted -- EVER -- and understand that all those
whom I made fun of yesterday probably will outrank me tomorrow.

So help me God.

Signature: ___________________ Date: _________________
[Tag]:U.S. AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT
[Time]:5/9/2010
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