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I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away four years of my
life to the United States Navy because I want to hang out with Marines without
actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too
corporate, and because I thought, Hey, I like to swim...Why not?

I promise to wear clothing that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name
stenciled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be
mistaken for the Good Humor man during the summer, and for the Waffen SS during
the winter. I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the
English-speaking world, using words like deck, bulkhead, cover, and head, when
I really mean floor, wall, hat, and toilet. I will take great pride in the
fact that all Navy acronyms, ranks and insignia, and everything else for that
matter, are completely different from the other services and make absolutely no
sense whatsoever.

I will muster (whatever that is) at 0700 hours every morning unless I am buddy
buddy with the Chief, in which case I will show up around 0930 hours.

I vow to hone my coffee cup handling skills to the point that I can stand up
in a
kayak being tossed around in a typhoon and still not spill a drop.

I consent to being promoted and subsequently busted at least twice each fiscal
year. I realize that, once selected for Chief, I am required to submit myself to
the sick, and quite possibly illegal, whims of my new-found colleagues.

So help me Neptune.

Signature:__________________ Date:_______________

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