TOP 12 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH.
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TOP 12 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH

1. Glorious history of killing North American tribes.
2. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah.
3. Warm beer.
4. Punctuality.
5. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
6. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
7. Union jack underpants.
8. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
9. Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not.
10. Ditto changing underwear.
11. Beats being Welsh.
12. Or Scottish.
[Tag]:TOP 12 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
[Time]:5/9/2010
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