TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN.
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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN

1. Know your great-grand-dad was a thieving bastard that no civilized nation
on earth wanted.
2. Fosters Lager.
3. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000 years
because you think it belongs to you.
4. Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket.
5. Tact and sensitivity.
6. Bondi Beach.
7. Other beaches.
8. Liberated attitude to homosexuals (politicians only?)
9. Drinking cold lager on the beach.
10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.
[Tag]:TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN
[Time]:5/9/2010
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