Hire a bodyguard

Guns always gave me the willies. But when my new job required me to transport valuables, I decided I needed one for protection. Since I knew next to nothing about firearms, I joined a pistol club, hoping to pick up some much-needed pointers.
After watching and evaluating my technique for a few weeks, the instructor pulled me aside.
¡¡¡¡"Are you open to a suggestion?" he asked.
¡¡¡¡"Absolutely," I replied.
¡¡¡¡"Hire a bodyguard," he said.