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Good to be American

Top ten reasosn why it's great to be American

You can have a woman president without electing her

You can spell colour wrong and get away with it

You can call Budweiser beer

You can be a crook and still be president

If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything

If you can breathe you can get a gun

You can invent a new public holiday every year

You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.

You get to call everyone you've never met buddy

You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.

You can get a pizza within minutes of ordering.

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