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A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the
delivery room and saw the doctor. Are you my doctor? he asked. Yes, I am.
The baby said Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth. He
looked at his mother and asked, Are you my mother? Yes, I am, she said.
Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born he said. He then
looked at his father and asked, Are you my father? Yes, I am, his father
answered. The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his
index finger 5 times, saying I want you to know that THAT HURTS!
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