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Anniversary Gift

John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding
anniversary. Would you like a new Mink Coat? he asks.
Not really, says Mary.

Well how about a new Mercedes sports car? says John.

No, she responds.

What about a new vacation home in the country? he suggests.

She again rejects his offer with a No thanks.

Well what would you like for your anniversary? John asks.

John, I'd like a divorce, answers Mary.

Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much, says John.
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