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Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to
see a Cessna landing at their secret base. They immediately impounded the
aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the
Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI
background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost
and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying
you-did-not-see-a-base briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of
his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading,
and sent him on his way.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed
up again. Once again, the mp's surrounded the plane... only this time there were
two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said, Do anything you want to me, but my wife
is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!
[Tag]:Area 51
[Time]:5/8/2010
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