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Going to the Bathroom in a Monks Home

There was this man who really had to go to the bathroom. He went to the
nearest house, which happened to be the home of a monk and asked, ''Can I please
use the bathroom?'' The monk told him he could, so he went in. When he was in
the bathroom he heard this clink, clink, and clink. When he was finished he went
to the monk and asked, ''What was that noise I heard in the bathroom?'' The monk
said, ''I can't tell you, you're not a monk. You have to go to Italy for two
years.''
So the man went to Italy for two years and then came back and asked the monk
again what the noise was. The monk said, ''I can't tell you, you're not a high
monk. You have to go to Italy for three years.'' So the man went, came back and
then asked the monk again what the noise was. Again the monk said, ''I can't
tell you, you're not a king monk. You have to go to Italy for four years.'' So
the man went, came back and once more asked the monk.
And the monk said, The pipes bang sometimes. Aren't I a passive aggressive
sadist for not just telling you that in the first place? And aren't you a
sorry-assed sucker for jumping through my retarded hoops?
[Tag]:Going to the Bathroom in a Monks Home
[Time]:5/8/2010
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