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Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, I'm Stupid. That way
you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would
be like, Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign.

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says Hey, you
moving? Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many
boxes it takes. Here's your sign.

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the
dock goes, Hey, y'all catch all them fish? Nope ?talked 'em into giving up.
Here's your sign.

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a
guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. Alright
Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into
this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you. Well, all
right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it.

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks
at me, and I SWEAR he said, Tire goes flat? I couldn't resist. Said, Nope. I
was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's
your sign.

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house
and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house; he gets
out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, Darn that's
hot! See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't ya know I
misjudged the height of a bridge? The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out
no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up
to take the report. He went through his basic problem. I
thought sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked So. Is your truck
stuck? I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then
back to him and said No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign.
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