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Montana Ghost Story

A visiting professor at the University of Montana is giving a seminar on the
supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 揌ow many people here believe in
ghosts??

About 90 students raise their hands.
揥ell that's a good start,?says the professor, 揙ut of those of you who
believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost??

About 40 students raise their hands.

揟hat's really good,?continues the professor, 揑'm really glad you take this
seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost??

15 students raise their hands.

揟hat's a great response,?remarks the impressed professor, 揾as anyone here
ever touched a ghost??

Three students raise their hands.

揟hat's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost??asks the professor.

One student in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished.

He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, 揝on, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.?

The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the
podium.

The professor asks, 揥ell, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost.?

The student replies, 揋host?!??Dang, I thought you said 慻oats.?
[Tag]:Montana Ghost Story
[Time]:5/8/2010
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