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an ohio state university mortician student walked into the embalming room
where a cadaver was lying on the table. confident that he knew enough now to
begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. when
he rolled it over he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt. mystified, he
pulled out the cork and immediately heard the university of michigan fight song
come out of the guy's butt. shaken by what had happened he quickly shoved the
cork back into its original resting place.

he then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, sir, you must come,
you won't believe what i discovered!

annoyed by the interruption, he said, let's take a look at this astounding
discovery.

when they entered the morgue, the teacher was also surprised to
see the cork, so he approached the table and promptly removed the cork. upon
hearing the university of michigan fight song he quickly replaced the cork in
the cadavers butt and said, what's so surprising about that? i've heard
thousands of a******* sing that song!
[Tag]:U. Michigan/Ohio State
[Time]:5/8/2010
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