Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary.
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Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast
infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid
gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral
ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs.
Butter worth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy. The graveside was piled high with flours as
longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing fresh as a man who
never knew how much he was kneaded.

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many
turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough
on half-baked schemes -- conned by those who puttered him up. Still, even as a
crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. His second wife survives
fresh. They have two children and another bun in the oven. The funeral was held
at 350 for about 20 minutes.
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