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It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Good bar.

I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and
Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, 揌ey Sweetheart, how'd
you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar??

Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure
Almond Joy!

I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that
this little Twix had the Red Hoots.

It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went
up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream 揙h Henry, Oh Henry!?

Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long
before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky

She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, 揌ey Chick let, no kinky stuff.?I
said, 揕ook you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why
don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey??

(What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!)

She screamed, 揙h Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!?as I rammed
my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.

Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my

Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and
complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.

Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!
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