DJs First Day of School.
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DJs First Day of School

Little DJ has his first day at school. His Mom was real worried, and when she
picked him up from school at the end of the day, she anxiously asked him how his
day went. 'Well, I came top of the class in Math, I made a touchdown in
football, and I had sex with the teacher.' 'What! How dare you! Get into your
room and wait till your father gets home!' Little DJ goes to his room, and when
his father comes home, DJ's mom tells his father, 'I'm absolutely disgusted with
DJ. He said he came top of the class in Math, made a touchdown in football, and
had sex with the teacher!' 'That's my boy' thinks his Dad. So he goes upstairs
to talk to DJ. 'Don't worry about your Mom. She's a bit upset, but it sounds to
me like you had an awesome day at school. In fact, I'm so pleased, you know that
bicycle I said I was going to buy you for Christmas, I think I'll get it for you
this weekend.' 'Oh no, Dad, don't. I don't think I'll be able to sit down for a
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