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Things Found Only In America

1.Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2.Only in America...are there handicap-parking places in front of a skating
3.Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
4.Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
diet Coke.
5.Only in banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain
the pens to the counters.
6.Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7.Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
the first place.
8.Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages
of eight.
9.Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so
well: Polio' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
10.Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.
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