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A Few Philosophical Statements...

Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a
bee.
If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek... nothing gets the
message across like a good mooning.
If genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, I must be sharing elevators
with a lot of bright people.
It's always darkest just before dawn...so if you're going to steal the
neighbors' newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore
someone completely.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.
I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on
someone else.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why
several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.
It takes a big man to cry. . But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
When I'm feeling down I like to whistle... it makes my neighbor's dog run to
the end of his chain and gag himself.
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