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*Take his nightstick and play whack-a-mole with his head.

*Ask the cop if you can use his pepper spray to 搒pice up?your takeout.

*Take his flashlight and play flashlight tag with yourself.

*When he walks up to you, look at his gut and say 揑 thought you had to be
physically fit to be a cop.?

*Draw happy faces on all the pages in his ticket book.

*Ask if his bulletproof vest would protect him from projectile vomiting.

*Ask him if you can take his squad car out for a joy ride.

*When he ask you for your licence say, 揙h sure officer, I could reach it if
you'd hold my beer.?

*Explain speeding with, 揝ee officer, I was driving along when I dropped my
bag of crack. I tried to pick it up but, when I did, my gun fell and jammed my
foot against the gas pedal.?

*Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.

*Tell him you wanted to be a cop but decided to graduate high school instead.


*Ask him if his badge is made of chocolate.

*Try to bribe him with chucky cheese tokens.

*Try to bribe him with one-dollar bills. When he declines, remind him that
搘ith 10-10-220 you can get all calls up to twenty minutes for 99 cents.?

*Pay all ticket fines with pennies.

*Ask him how many donuts he can eat in one minute. Ask him to prove it.

*When you spot some cops with a radar gun pull over, show them a hair dryer
and yell, 揑've got one too!?

*Say to him, 揇on't cheek the trunk. Nope, nothing in there. Scout's honor.?

*When he asks you to explain why you were going so fast, tell him that you
were going to Dunkin' Donuts and you know he'll understand.

*When the cop is talking to you, ignore him and roll your window up and down
while looking amazed that it does that.

*Ask him what he is doing out so late.

*Ask him if you can play cops and robbers

*Call his dog Admiral, regardless of what its real name is.

*Throw the cop's nightstick and tell Admiral to go fetch.

*Tell him that the wee little leprechauns made you do it.

*Ask him if he can make strobes with his police lights.

*When he tries to open the door taunt him by locking the door when he tries to
open it, then unlocking it when he looks away. Repeat this several times.

*Paint flames on the side of his squad car.

*Paint flames on the side of his uniform.

*When he walks up to your car-put your hands on your face and mutter, 揑f I
don't see you I can't get a ticket.?

*Throw cans of Spam at him.

*When he tells you to put your hands on the hood, walk to his car and put your
hands on his hood.

*Say to him 揇arn, officer you must of been going fast to keep up with me!!?

*Tell him you were testing to law of perpetual motion when the escape vector
was off causing Philbin's law to take effect...

*Tell him he should've been on a pony so you could've outran him.

* When he walks up to you have the radio full blast, look forward without
saying a word and breathe in and out very loudly.

* When he ask you to walk the straight line, 揜iverdance?instead.

* When he asks you to say your alphabet backwards count backwards from ten
instead.

*When he asks you to touch your nose, poke yourself in the eye and start
acting like Curly from the Three Stooges.

*Keep his pen.

*If they put you in the back of the squad car, sing, 揗ary Had a Little Lamb?
loudly and obnoxiously over and over all the way to the Police Dept.

*Say 揅ould you tighten these cuffs? My hands don't hurt yet.?

*Instead of pleading the fifth admendment plead the 13th or the 18th Instead.


Bonus points if you can do any of these without getting hit over the head
with a nightstick.

Double bonus if you can do all of these without getting the death penalty.
[Tag]:Fun With Cops
[Time]:5/8/2010
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