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The Top 10 Signs You're Flying On A Bad Airline

The engine's being held on by duct tape.

You see the Gorilla from those old Samsonite commercials running loose up and down the aisles.

In-flight movie has Ernest in its title.

Pilot informs you that you're at cruising altitude and he's gonna put the top down.

Instead of Peanuts, you get a healthy helping of SPAM.

As you're taking off, the stewardess mentions the phrase Guest Pilot Program

The seats are wet due to flotation device moisture.

The stewardess asks you to join the Mile High Club...she has a beard and bigger arms than you!

Pilot asks if there is anyone else who wants a shot of Beam before he finishes the bottle.

You look down and see a copy of Fixing a Plane for Dummies by the mechanic's feet!!!

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