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The Top 10 Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Your Plate Up

Anything that's moving.

Green Carrots.

Moldy Croutons.

Body parts.

Blood in the French Dressing.

A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.

I've seen the movie...they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!

Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.

How should I put this...let's just that the sneeze guard didn't do its job and there's something phlegm related in the radishes.

The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.

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