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No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions,
or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law
mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in
Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying
in bed with you-or holding you in his arms. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that
bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard
of a home after sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're
safe from the law!) During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should
engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has
curtains. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people
having sex in a car. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene,
Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any
suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from
behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before
getting out of his car to investigate. In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall
shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. In Detroit,
couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place
while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. A law in Fairbanks,
Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. In Florida it is
illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday
afternoons. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck
driver inside a toll booth. The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is
required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple,
even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex
unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts. Another
law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon
or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. A state
law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister,
when addressed by their female counterparts. An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky
state legislation. No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway
within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she
be armed with a club. The following important ammendment however is to be
considered here: The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females
weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to
female horses. In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex
on the city's airport property. Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and
accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail
according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law. In Los Angeles, California, a man
is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt
can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with
a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully
stipulated. In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets
because The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young
woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male. In
Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's
permission. In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. An ordinance
in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing
inside a store's walk-in meat freezer! In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go
out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job-for man only-called
a corset inspector.) In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love
while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for
a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. In
hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds.
And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a
room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the
beds! A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a
man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's
name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any
punishment. Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse.
Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation is considered sodomy and
can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit -
however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the missionary
position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor. In Ventura County, California
cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. The only acceptable
sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other
sexual position is considered illegal. In Willow dale, Oregon no man may curse
while having sex with his wife. In the state of Washington there is a law
against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding

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