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Ways to annoy your waiter

10. Eight hour lunch, two-dollar tip.

9. Ask, Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?

8. After he describes each special, you shout, Garbage!

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, Minimum wage.

6. Every few seconds, yell, More waffles, Como!

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, You wouldn't charge Superman for
dinner, would you?

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, He's gonna spit in the chowder!

1. Three words: eat the check.
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