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1. Steven Wright 04 (5/9/2010)
    It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. When I die, I'm leaving my body to
2. Steven Wright 03 (5/9/2010)
    Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture. I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... S
3. Steven Wright 02 (5/9/2010)
    I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it. My watch is three hours fast, and
4. Steven Wright 01 (5/9/2010)
    You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading . . . And all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like
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