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1. Deep Thoughts 12 (5/9/2010)
    Martha says the interesting thing about fly fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. Come on, Martha. Grow up. The old pool shooter has won m
2. Deep Thoughts 11 (5/9/2010)
    It you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you. Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on
3. Deep Thoughts 10 (5/9/2010)
    The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive
4. Deep Thoughts 09 (5/9/2010)
    You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. Sometimes when I
5. Deep Thoughts 08 (5/9/2010)
    To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. I think someone should have had the decency to tell m
6. Deep Thoughts 07 (5/9/2010)
    Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bu
7. Deep Thoughts 06 (5/9/2010)
    I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, I hope they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good idea
8. Deep Thoughts 05 (5/9/2010)
    Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd
9. Deep Thoughts 04 (5/9/2010)
    One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff. It's amazing to me that one of the world's most feared diseases would be carried by one of
10. Deep Thoughts 03 (5/9/2010)
    Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the Cricket Boy, because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everyb
11. Deep Thoughts 02 (5/9/2010)
    When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close. Too bad Lassie didn't know
12. Deep Thoughts 01 (5/9/2010)
    It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeleto
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