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1. Why ask why 01 (5/9/2010)
    Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If you tied but
2. I get no respect 06 (5/9/2010)
    My marriage is on the rocks again. wife just broke up with her boyfriend. My friends and I played a new version of Russian roulette. We passed around
3. I get no respect 05 (5/9/2010)
    I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She was known as a two bagger. That's when a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her
4. I get no respect 04 (5/9/2010)
    I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said... Are you going to hate yourself in the morning? She said.. No..I hate myself now. I had a gir
5. I get no respect 03 (5/9/2010)
    It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips..yet she won't drink from my glass! Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it
6. I get no respect 02 (5/9/2010)
    I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get. I remember the time I was kidnaped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He sa
7. I get no respect 01 (5/9/2010)
    Good crowd...good crowd. I'm telling you I could use a good crowd. I'm ok now but last week I was in rough shape... Why? I looked up my family tree and foun
8. Deep Thoughts 17 (5/9/2010)
    Instead of having 'answers' on a math test, they should just call them 'impressions' and it you got a different 'impression' so what, can't we all be brothers?
9. Deep Thoughts 16 (5/9/2010)
    It's not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull and crossbones on it, because there might be a skeleton costume inside and the kid could put it
10. Deep Thoughts 15 (5/9/2010)
    If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted. We tend
11. Deep Thoughts 14 (5/9/2010)
    If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't stop and think of what other words have 'under' in them, because that's probably the f
12. Deep Thoughts 13 (5/9/2010)
    Too bad there's not such a thing as a golden skunk, because you'd probably be proud to be sprayed by one. To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth i
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