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I get no respect 04


I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said... Are you going to hate yourself in the morning? She said.. No..I hate myself now.

I had a girlfriend that was so fat her belly button made an echo.

I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had her own postal code.

I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had a dress with a sign on the back saying...Caution Wide Load.

My girlfriend was so fat her clothes were made by Omar the tent maker

One day I ran into my girlfriend with my car. She asked me why I didn't ride around her. I told her that I didn't think I had enough gas

I had a girlfriend that was so fat her bikini was made out of two bed sheets.

I knew a girl that was so ugly that... her mother ripped in two when she had her.

I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She uses a septic tank for a toilet.

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[Time]:5/9/2010
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