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Droughts are because God didn't pay his water bill.

Is tired old cliche one?

if you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

The sign said eight items or less. So I changed my name to Les.

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, what for?

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.

I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.

I Xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.

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