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1. Marriage quotes 14 (5/9/2010)
    This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her
2. Marriage quotes 13 (5/9/2010)
    The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook
3. Marriage quotes 12 (5/9/2010)
    Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English
4. Marriage quotes 11 (5/9/2010)
    My other wife is beautiful. My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of the
5. Marriage quotes 10 (5/9/2010)
    Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. May you grow so rich your wido
6. Marriage quotes 09 (5/9/2010)
    Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Marriage is low down, but you spend the re
7. Marriage quotes 08 (5/9/2010)
    Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't be
8. Marriage quotes 07 (5/9/2010)
    If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. In marriage, th
9. Marriage quotes 06 (5/9/2010)
    I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dic
10. Marriage quotes 05 (5/9/2010)
    Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wo
11. Marriage quotes 04 (5/9/2010)
    A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Ah Mozart! He was happily married -
12. Marriage quotes 03 (5/9/2010)
    There was a man who said, I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late! Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the ala
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