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1. A great fruit cake recipie (5/8/2010)
    You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of b
2. I have a Microsoft waiter (5/8/2010)
    [b]Patron:[/b] Waiter! [b]Waiter:[/b] Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? [b]Patron:[/b] There's a fly in my so
3. Are caterpillars good to eat? (5/8/2010)
    [b]Johnny:[/b] Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? [b]Father:[/b] Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! [b]Mother:[/b] Why did you sa
4. Food fight in a store (5/8/2010)
    In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing l
5. An error publishing an article (5/8/2010)
    From Reuters News Service: Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of
6. Studying the twinkies (5/8/2010)
    In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics of Twinkies, we subjected the Hostess snack logs to the f
7. Sorry for eating the peanuts (5/8/2010)
    A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines,
8. What is this? (5/8/2010)
    When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. Good heavens, he said, what is this? Why, it'
9. Why Engineers Dont Write Recipe Books (5/8/2010)
    Chocolate Chip Cookies: Ingredients: 1. 532.35 cm3 gluten 2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3 3. 4.9 cm3 refined halite 4. 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride 5
10. Ice cream flavor galore (5/8/2010)
    A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer,
11. Purchasing power of burgers (5/8/2010)
    Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many Big Mac hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase,
12. Purchasing mailing lists (5/8/2010)
    With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible. In one parti
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