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1. An elephant and turtle (5/8/2010)
    An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. What did
2. The new French cook (5/8/2010)
    The French will eat almost anything. A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them t
3. Owning a new pet fish (5/8/2010)
    Pat: Hey, Chris! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special. Chris: To tell you the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The
4. Biologist studies frogs (5/8/2010)
    A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, despite efforts at predator control, was declining at
5. Man goes to a dentist (5/8/2010)
    A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, that new upper plate I put in for you six months ag
6. A maharajah of India (5/8/2010)
    The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no one was to kill any wild animals while he was the country's leader. The decree wa
7. Poem of English (5/8/2010)
    Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, bus
8. Creative wording (5/8/2010)
    BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let's say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fe
9. Stop redundancy (5/8/2010)
    The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will
10. Canada America (5/8/2010)
    An American will say, Hot day! A Canadian will say, Hot day, eh? meaning It's a hot day, isn't it? This is something deeper than spelling or pronunciation. I
11. Canada language (5/8/2010)
    How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers) How do you tell a Canadian from an American? It used to be enough t
12. Alphabet letters (5/8/2010)
    How many letters are there in the alphabet? Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say... E.T. went home. Get rid of X. There's too many unknowns in the wo
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