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1. He has two girlfriends (5/8/2010)
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had star
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had star
2. A midget fortune teller (5/8/2010)
Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune te
Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune te
3. Story of a conductor (5/8/2010)
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having problems with the basses; they were the least professional of his musicians. It was the
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having problems with the basses; they were the least professional of his musicians. It was the
4. The new rhea farmer (5/8/2010)
A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business. Wanting to do something totally different from his current occupation, he bought
A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business. Wanting to do something totally different from his current occupation, he bought
5. Farmer milks a cow (5/8/2010)
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug fl
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug fl
6. Indian having children (5/8/2010)
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A f
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A f
7. The vultures are flying (5/8/2010)
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the
8. Life of cows and bulls (5/8/2010)
A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselv
A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselv
9. A Sesamee Street bus (5/8/2010)
Once there was this bus which happened to be from Sesamee Street. On the bus were some very strange people with very strange things to do. First there were two
Once there was this bus which happened to be from Sesamee Street. On the bus were some very strange people with very strange things to do. First there were two
10. Stealing the paintings (5/8/2010)
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, h
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, h
11. A horse breeder story (5/8/2010)
This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that wh
This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that wh
12. The family of potatoes (5/8/2010)
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. Mother Potato? s
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One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. Mother Potato? s
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