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1. Atoms and a Buddhist (5/8/2010)
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, Are you all right? No, I lost an electron! Are you sure? Yeah, I'm
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, Are you all right? No, I lost an electron! Are you sure? Yeah, I'm
2. The dog and neutron (5/8/2010)
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: I'm looking for the man who shot my paw. A neutron goes into a
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: I'm looking for the man who shot my paw. A neutron goes into a
3. Eskimos and weevils (5/8/2010)
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank - proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank - proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it
4. Doctor goes to a bar (5/8/2010)
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the dri
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the dri
5. Visiting the lawyer (5/8/2010)
A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park. While they were hiking they were attac
A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park. While they were hiking they were attac
6. Big chess tournament (5/8/2010)
The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day's competition, many of the winners were sitting around in the foyer of
The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day's competition, many of the winners were sitting around in the foyer of
7. Cloning the scientist (5/8/2010)
A scientist was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the 45th
A scientist was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the 45th
8. Frog goes for a loan (5/8/2010)
A frog went to get a loan at a bank. The loan officer's name was Ms. Patty Stack. When the frog told Ms. Stack that he wanted a loan, she asked if he had colat
A frog went to get a loan at a bank. The loan officer's name was Ms. Patty Stack. When the frog told Ms. Stack that he wanted a loan, she asked if he had colat
9. A grandsons coffee (5/8/2010)
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When s
A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When s
10. Those two evil friars (5/8/2010)
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were two evil friars living outside this small village. The friars had tried unsuccessfully to overtake and ca
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were two evil friars living outside this small village. The friars had tried unsuccessfully to overtake and ca
11. Research mammals (5/8/2010)
A research group was engaged in a study of longevity in mammals and had recently focused their attention on a particular species of porpoise, which they studie
A research group was engaged in a study of longevity in mammals and had recently focused their attention on a particular species of porpoise, which they studie
12. Mary Poppins moved (5/8/2010)
It seems that Mary Poppins has moved to California. She has started a business telling people's fortunes. But, she doesn't read palms or tea leaves, she smells
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It seems that Mary Poppins has moved to California. She has started a business telling people's fortunes. But, she doesn't read palms or tea leaves, she smells
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