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Atoms and a Buddhist

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, Are you all right? No, I lost an electron! Are you sure? Yeah, I'm positive!

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication!

[Editor Choice:]

1) Pigeon flying in sky

2) Trying to fix a clock

3) Head goes to the bar

4) Jewish anthropologist

5) A contest and a bird

6) The dog and neutron

7) Doctor goes to a bar

8) Big chess tournament

9) Frog goes for a loan

10) Those two evil friars

11) Mary Poppins moved

12) Wizard in the factory

[Tag]:Atoms and a Buddhist
[Time]:5/8/2010