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1. New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans (5/9/2010)
    At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was Where do you want to go today? These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans f
2. Computer help stories (5/9/2010)
    [b]This article is from the Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, March 1, 1994: Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Llines, and No Qquestion Seems To Be Too Basic[/b] AUSTI
3. Possible IBM acronyms (5/9/2010)
    IBM: It's Being Mended IBM: Inmense Ball of Muck IBM: I Believe in Memorex IBM: It's Better than Macintosh! IBM: Idiots Built Me IBM: Intense Bowel Movement IB
4. Emacs acronyms (5/9/2010)
    EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-Shift EMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly Swapping EMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes Simpler EMACS: Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic
5. Twas the night before crisis (5/9/2010)
    Twas the night before crisis, And all through the house, Not a program was working, Not even a browse. Programmers were wrung out, Too mindless to care, Knowi
6. Girlfriend 1.0 software (5/9/2010)
    Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it's a memo
7. Confusion about Y2K (5/9/2010)
    Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me. At any rate I
8. Great news for Bill Gates (5/9/2010)
    Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since thin
9. Husband 1.0 (5/9/2010)
    Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very little system resources available for othe
10. Alice is in UNIX land (5/9/2010)
    Can you help me? asked Alice. No, said Negative. I'm looking for a white consultant. Alice pointed in the direction she had been walking. Did he go this way?
11. Car break trouble (5/9/2010)
    A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the br
12. Error codes in Windows (5/9/2010)
    WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file WinErr 004: Erro
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