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1. Solution to the Y2K problem (5/9/2010)
    The government's system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer industry, has found a lower cost alternative to ad
2. Operating systems as beers (5/9/2010)
    [b]DOS Beer[/b] -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in a
3. Real software engineers (5/9/2010)
    Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don't read dumps. They never generate them, and on the rare occasions that they come across them
4. Airplanes running operating systems (5/9/2010)
    Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them. [b]DOS:[/b] Everybody pushes it till it glides,
5. Microsoft buys church (5/9/2010)
    [b]MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church[/b] VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the V
6. Bill Gates can choose his punishment (5/9/2010)
    Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough
7. Actual calls to technical support (5/9/2010)
    Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's help center show there are plenty of people out there who sti
8. The computer users reboot poem (5/9/2010)
    Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute, That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out ok, life could
9. Programmers drinking song (5/9/2010)
    99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 little bugs in the code. 101 little bugs in the code, 101 bugs in the code,
10. Real opcodes (5/9/2010)
   
AAC	Alter All Commands
AAD	Alter All Data
AAO	Add And Overflow
AAR	Alter At Random
AB	Add Backwards
ABC	AlphaBetize Code
ABR	Add Beyond Range
ACC	Advance
11. If companies run Christmas (5/9/2010)
    [b]If IBM ran Christmas...[/b] They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. Receiving presents would take
12. Programming language acronyms (5/9/2010)
    ADA: A Dumb Arrangement ADA: A Dumb Acronym ADA: A Dumb Annoyance BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders BASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code
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