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1. Computer history of the world (5/9/2010)
    In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God
2. Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta) (5/9/2010)
    Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95: Mic
3. A husband with a computer addiction (5/9/2010)
    My Dear Husband, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thou
4. There was life before the computer (5/9/2010)
    An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD wa
5. Instructions for Microsofts TV dinner (5/9/2010)
    You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite of y
6. Im ignoring Y2K (5/9/2010)
    Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur by all the Client/Server p
7. The programmers cheer (5/9/2010)
    Shift to the left, shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
8. Help stories from Tech Support (5/9/2010)
    Compaq is considering changing the command Press Any Key because of the flood of calls asking where the Any key is. AST technical support had a called complain
9. You have an Internet addiction when . . . (5/9/2010)
    You kiss your girlfriend's home page. A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bott
10. Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs (5/9/2010)
    1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream Oh my God! They've found me! and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes &
11. If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer (5/9/2010)
    What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help you resolve your computer problems. If a packet hits a pocket
12. Computer lingo guide (5/9/2010)
    [b]Log on[/b] - Adding a log to your wood stove [b]Log off[/b] - Don't add a log to your wood stove [b]Monitor[/b] - Keep an eye on the wood stove [b]Megahertz
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