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1. Windows 98 hourly tweaks (5/9/2010)
    11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft 10. Included subliminal Impeach Janet Reno messages in start-up screen. 9. New Internet Explorer feature: whenev
2. New product cuts stress (5/9/2010)
    From Machine Design Magazine. .....Byte Bat All too often, computers aren't up when you need them, or some sort of system error costs you a lot of time and eff
3. Waiting on a long line (5/9/2010)
    The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate. At one point she wailed O
4. Microsoft trademarks TM (5/9/2010)
    Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI) - Software and marketing giant Microsoft Corporat
5. Microsoft renames itself (5/9/2010)
    Newsflash Microsoft today announced that it will be changing its name to Moft -- which will clear up space on user's hard disks. It is estimated that a typical
6. Newest MS computer game (5/9/2010)
    Solitaire '99 Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft's latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire '98 README file, v4.3 Welcome! Congratulations! Welcom
7. Microsoft runs the I.R.S. (5/9/2010)
    If Microsoft Ran The IRS Government should be run like a business. We've all heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service (nobody's favorite
8. The Twelve Bugs of Christmas (5/9/2010)
    [b]For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me[/b] See if they can do it again. [b]For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me[/b] Ask the
9. Abbott calling Costello (5/9/2010)
    Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX. [b]Costello:[/b] What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program? [b]Abbott:[/b] Yes
10. Ten things Bill Gates would like to change (5/9/2010)
   10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size. 9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas. 8. The U.S. government would get subsidies from an
11. Password selection rules (5/9/2010)
    CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471 In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of
12. Caring for floppy disks (5/9/2010)
    [b]ORIGAMI[/b] Art of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in the disk drive after folding it several times in dif
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