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1. Internet can get worse (5/9/2010)
    Top ten ways the Internet could get worse 10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line. 9. MAKE MONEY FAST posts protected by 1st amendment
2. What movies teach us (5/9/2010)
    COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS: As depicted in movies, Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. All m
3. Computer acronyms list (5/9/2010)
    Humorous Computer-Related Acronyms [b]IBM[/b] I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll Buy Macintoshes It Bit Me It Built Microsoft
4. Life cycle of software (5/9/2010)
    The Life Cycle of Software Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and expla
5. Oh the Internet is slow (5/9/2010)
    The Net is Slow Oh, the network outside is frightful, But on campus, it's so delightful, Our packets have nowhere to go, Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.
6. Type what I tell you (5/9/2010)
    While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said File not found. I told him to do a dir. I
7. I have a keyboard error (5/9/2010)
    A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it
8. Fixing broken computers (5/9/2010)
    An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that th
9. Purchasing furniture (5/9/2010)
    I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. I generally like my job, but sometimes it gets on my nerves
10. Changing number terms (5/9/2010)
    In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number, add or subtract one, and create a new definition: The Yea
11. The system crash song (5/9/2010)
   
SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of The Monster Mash)
 
I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight,
Some smoke from our VAX beg
12. A letter to the editors (5/9/2010)
    LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London) Dear Sir, I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the office, We have more than e
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