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1. The computer prayer (5/9/2010)
    Our Morning Prayer . . . Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy fonts be seen On screen as they are on paper. Give us
2. Internet highway blues (5/9/2010)
    The Information Highway Blues My baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone off to fax heaven, And Pay For View stinks. I got the b
3. Ethical software group (5/9/2010)
    SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO WATCH LIST New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today that seven more softw
4. Internet addictions (5/9/2010)
    Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD) As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD) has been increasing exponentially, a support group. The
5. Bought a bad computer (5/9/2010)
    Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer Lower corner of screen has the words Etch-a-sketch on it. It's celebrity spokesman is that Hey Vern! guy. In order t
6. Graphics work too much (5/9/2010)
    You've been in graphics too long if... by Chris Thornborrow Most of your friends can pronounce Gouraud first time. When you fist heard that some people used 1
7. Computer used too long (5/9/2010)
    You know you have been on the computer too long when... When you are counting objects, you go 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D.... When asked about a bus schedule,
8. Ode to spell checkers (5/9/2010)
   
ODE TO A SPELL CHECKER
by Jerrold H Zar

I have a spelling checker.
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue 
Miss steaks aye can knot sea. 
9. Write your code in C (5/9/2010)
   
WRITE IN C  (sung to The Beatles Let it Be)

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
Write i
10. Customer support logs (5/9/2010)
    Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you? Customer: Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Wor
11. Computer problem report (5/9/2010)
   
Computer Problem Report Form

1. Describe your problem:
________________________________
________________________________

2. Now, describe the problem
a
12. If Microsoft built cars (5/9/2010)
    Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars: 1. A Particular model year of car wouldn't be available until AFTER that year, instead of befor
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