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1. THE STUDENTS ANSWER (5/8/2010)
   The student - not necessarily a well-prepared student - sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed
2. MIT (5/8/2010)
   The following is an exact transcription of a letter John Mongan received from MIT, and the reply that he sent them. Unfortunately, they chose to discontinue t
3. ZOOLOGY TEST (5/8/2010)
   A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on t
4. MONEY FROM HOME (5/8/2010)
   A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, Sure, sweetie. I'll will send you some money. Y
5. WAYS TO GET THROWN OUT OF CHEMISTRY LAB (5/8/2010)
   * Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear, and insist on describing the sound to others. * Give a cup of liquid nitrogen to a classmate and ask, Does this ta
6. TIPS FOR SURVIVING COLLEGE (5/8/2010)
   * Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour. * Enjoy being a Sophomore -- It will be the best three years of your life. * Wear an athletic c
7. COLLEGE FOOTBALL: NORTH VS. SOUTH (5/8/2010)
   WOMEN'S ATTIRE Up North: Chapstick in their back pocket and a $20 bill in their front pocket. Down South: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, powder, mas
8. HELL (5/8/2010)
   A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (a
9. PROFESSORS DEFINITIONS OF A KISS (5/8/2010)
   Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways: Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. Prof. of
10. THE COLLEGE DICTIONARY (5/8/2010)
   CAFETERIA: From 2 Latin words, cafe meaning place to eat and teria meaning to wretch. MAJOR: Area of study that no longer interest you. STUDENT ATHLETE: Se
11. SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE (5/8/2010)
   Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you wou
12. IT PAYS TO STUDY (5/8/2010)
   After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, What is the usual tip? Well, replied the youth, this is my first trip here, but th
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